just got this in an email

The World's Shortest Books:



THINGS I DID TO DESERVE
THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama


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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

by Tiger Woods


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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore


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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton


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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

by Bill Clinton


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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden


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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates


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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman


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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

by Al Gore & John Kerry


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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

by Amelia Earhart


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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J. Kevorkian


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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ...

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell


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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson


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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson


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MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton
with introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson


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AND, JUST ADDED:


Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!

by Nancy Pelosi

i love it

Great post! Funny!